Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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