D3 body, D1 cock
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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