Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She even gives head with a lisp.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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