so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
