ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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