I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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