I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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