my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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