He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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