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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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