This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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