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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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