let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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