who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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