i would punch a child for taco bell
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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