thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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