well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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