i permit you to call me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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