I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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