My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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