You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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