I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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