at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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