perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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