I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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