so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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