i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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