Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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