She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
cat food counts as protein by the way
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
ttyl tear gas
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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