oh god the rape fog is back!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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