I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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