When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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