you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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