this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His hands were made for my vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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