Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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