is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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