We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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