Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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