I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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