I'm drive I can fine osifer
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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