I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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