I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
