Kiss
Puke
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You don't make any sense
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