i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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