I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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