Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
My pussy is not your playground.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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