You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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