so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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