so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
