I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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